My once a month
He asked God how long a million years was to Him. God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second in your time."
Then the young man asked God what a million dollars was to Him. God replied, "A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you."
Then the young man got his courage up and asked: "God, could I have one of your pennies?" God smiled and replied, "Certainly, just a second."